#huge exitement

[1960z]

I’M WHEEZING

[geek-fashionista]

When there's a stray, possibly pregnant, extremely friendly cat MEOWING ITS HEAD OFF outside but you live with an unpredictable dog and it's nighttime so all the shelters and vets are closed.

[itwoodbeprefect]

i know this spider is ultimately harmless and doesn't know what it's doing to me at the moment. however. it's also huge* and moving around in the space between my window and window screen (on the inside of the room) meaning i can't close the window** and may freeze to death***

* by regional standards. people who live in areas with actual massive spiders are allowed to laugh at me, i can take it

** of course i could, technically, but not without danger of spider contact. which is to be avoided at all costs

*** it's currently 14 degrees celsius outside. actual danger of turning into a solid block of ice is relatively low

[dailyloweffortpace]

Day 30: me when i get him

[wrongcaitlyn]

bc the last update apparently caused so much pain, here's a few excerpts from that abandoned dear reader one shot idea! i will clarify what songs/plot points mentioned in these tweets have changed, bc this is not spoiling anything that i'm *actually* planning to write in greatest of luxuries!

mentally ill @hatetheeastcoast

“My broken bones are mending” get it bc will is a doctor

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ur mom @user4570824983085

The last news we have of him is him finishing med school last year, so he’s probably still doing his residency.

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mentally ill @hatetheeastcoast

SO??? HE STILL MENDED NICO’S BROKEN BONES

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will solace fp @nico___AngeL56

pretty sure that one’s a metaphor my dude

GAY @nico___AngeL56

who wants to bet king of my heart is abt jason grace

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ur mom @user4570824983085

he’s literally said in interviews and on his acc that he doesn’t like ppl speculating abt his personal life pls stop

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GAY @nico___AngeL56

the song is coming out in like seven hours its fr not that big of a deal

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the graces >> @jasee25hsdfljs

coming out lol

#1 don’t blame me stan @swifttt_angels

nine years of back to back albums then disappearing off the face of the fucking earth and NOW THIS @nicodiangelo DO YOU WANT TO SEND ME INTO CARDIAC ARREST??!!!!

[hart-kinsella]

Last week, after learning that Jesse is entering the cast, I started watching FBI International and at first I was so not invested (I thought Dick Wolf's procedurals were not it for me, not after CPD) but I'm almost halfway on the first season and...I love it!

Can't wait to see Jesse kick ass on this show!!

[sylphwing]

so. i restarted acnh the other day but i didn't realise the one building u couldn't move was the town centre so i gotta reset it again now or i'll probably explode 🙃

[startanewdream]

James wearing one of those open wide shirts with his chest hair showing 🥵

“Alright, Evans?”

She turns and as soon as she looks at him, she swallows her drink too fast, the tea burning her throat and making her eyes tear up. At least, the warmth spreading down her body can be explained by the tea, and not by the fact that she is seeing James in his costume for the first time.

Objectively, Lily isn't a fan of anyone wearing braces.

But objectivity is overrated because Potter looks good wearing these black pants with braces that make his white shirt cling to his chest and she has to look at his chest. He is fit for a lean guy, she already knew it, but the white shirt blends exquisitely with his tanned skin; the first three buttons of his shirt are open, showing enough of his chest to give her a glimpse of his muscles and his chest hair. And the sleeves of his shirt are rolled up, showing strong arms and a hint of his biceps that warms her more than any tea could be able to.

[antennatoheaven]

i walked into an antique store that turned out to be bigger than expected, got lost in it for an hour and a half, and walked out with a headache

[mongeese]

Why is being drafted into war so common in gay fanfic. I'm sorry for anyone who likes it but it is just so comedic to me like pls it is never that serious

[strangecowplant]

anyone else hate how big the ea app is

[shame-kink]

Realized that my daydreams about retrieving Solanum from the Quantum Moon play out shockingly (hell, poignantly even) close to some sort of reverse tale of Orpheus

[thoughtfulfangirling]

I had a dream last night that the new Fury Road movie was being marketed as a sort of sequel but turned out to be a sort of retelling of MMFR in a slightly different universe but was intended as a very silly and light hearted movie that focused on fanfiction level character interactions and spent more time with minor characters learning, in sort of humorous ways, how the system worked against them and started breaking down. I can't remember many details but I just remember thinking 'yes, I am so here for low stakes fun MMFR meant to cater explicitly to the die hard fans of MMFR'

[whosname]

In the immortal words of Gob Bluth, that's a tiny huge mistake, Gintoki

[sarasa-cat]

Yet again I am not taking the bait on why that post about Calvinism and Leftism in America reverses cart and horse.

It is only RECENTLY (the past 16 years at most) that Calvinistic Christians have invaded modern leftism and engaged in elite capture of 20th century leftist ideas that were, for the most part, formed entirely outside of the white-Calvinistic Protestantism.

Also, keep in mind, that it is entirely possible, at least when I was in high school and college, to live inside the US and have formative experiences in which Protestants aren't just a minority, you have to look really hard even just to find them as your classmates.

I realize that this is hard to believe for people who grew up steeped in protestant american culture but, ffs, I am old enough to be the parent of some of the kids on this tumblrsite and I am STILL EDUCATING MYSELF on what calvinism teaches and what protestants in general even believe because it is all very mysterious and foreign to me.

And yes, it is true that early leftism in the US, back in the 1800s, was driven by protestant beliefs, but american leftism during the 1990s and up through the first few years of the 2000s was driven by an exceedingly diverse group of people of many other backgrounds who, at best, associate calvin with a mischievous cartoon child.

Also: talk about elite capture when ... never mind. Not taking the bait.

Anyhow, I have long argued that this new calvinistic left isn't even leftist.

[ghostcasket]

tumblr. tumblr what the actual fuck is this.

has anyone else got these ads. i’m lucky i’m not photosensitive or sensitive to flashing lights but if you are that’s what these ads are; big boxes of rapidly flashing colours that take like 3 solid seconds to scroll past.

so again i ask you, tumblr: what the Fuck is this